We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
