he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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