I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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