Im at strip club and am horny
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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