Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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