so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Randomize
