How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I am one with the molecules
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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