help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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