hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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