Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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