threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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We don't watch enough power rangers
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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