I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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