My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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