"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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