I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Your penis caused this!
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