Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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