I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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