Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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