It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
