dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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