Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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