Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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