i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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