whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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