We named our party play list daddy issues
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
tell me about the fingering
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