i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
lets start a swedish sibling band together
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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