So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize