I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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