That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We had to coat check the pizza.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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