i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She bit a glass in half.
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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