I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If that was your dad, he is hot
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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