Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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