Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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