you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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