so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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