Say something about gay babies.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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