I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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