i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just invented taco cereal.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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