Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?