Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.