I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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