Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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