We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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