Don't you send me to vm
I accidentally burped into my bong.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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