she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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