Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Randomize
