And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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