Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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