You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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