all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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