did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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