You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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