you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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