you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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