Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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