i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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