Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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