Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just cropdusted the office
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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