True but thats because hes a fetus.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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