you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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