You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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